D-day -143 (-27)

Why I haven't finished my Thesis yet, after all those years? The Corliss* Resolution, duh...:
"No avian society ever develops space travel because it's impossible to focus on calculus when you could be outside flying", where "calculus" is of course freely replaceable with, for example, "thesis writing".

'nuff said...

*Don't know Jeb Corliss? Really?? Wow, you haven't been on internet the last year, have you...? Try this:

Today’s Achievements
Status: submitted Paper VI, seriously disappointed in the complete lack of fanfares, salutes, fireworks, and other seemingly appropriate noisy shows of celebration
Detailed progress: well duh, finished and submitted a paper - that takes like a day...
Hours in Schloss: 10
Words written: 0

Overall Quest Stats 
Hours in Schloss+Luftschloss: 137.5
Words written: 13895 (101 words/h)
Figures included: 8
Tables included: 4
Equations included: 2
Overall accomplishment level:  49% 
Quest level: 7 - Beaver Guardian

Status - detailed report (%) - REVISED!

Abstract 0 Sammanfattning 0 List of Papers 100 Thesis outline 100 1. Introduction 70 2. Related studies 0 3. Background 45 4. Biomass gasification 84 5. Studied systems 95 6. Methodology 90 7. Results and analysis 3 8. Concluding discussion 0 Acknowledgements 0 Paper I 100 Paper II 100 Paper III 100 Paper IV 100 Paper V 100 Paper VI 100 Paper VII 60